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In the Rays’ program

They have all these stories about where people were for game 162.

There is one where these guys had tickets to the game, and one thought it would be funny to steal his neighbor’s UF garden gnome, take it to the game, and take pictures with it. The Rays started to fall back, and one suggested it’s because the gnome is bad luck. One of the guys was fighting cancer, and just wasn’t feeling so hot so they left taking the gnome with them. As they were driving away the Rays rallied in the 8th. They realized the further the gnome was from the Trop, the better it was for the Rays. When Longoria was up in the 8th, they were crossing the Howard Franklin Bridge to Tampa where they had the idea to throw the gnome over the side and into the water. 

So two fully grown men with law degrees threw a lawn ornament into Tampa Bay, and we won because of it.Also the guy with cancer was declared cancer free this year.

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    Easily the greatest story ever.
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    That’s because UF sucks.
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  11. dynamo9 said: I used a touch of my own superstition to will the Rays to win on that day haha
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    DYING.
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